−70%The Classic Line
Our house pie: tomato sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, sausage and sliced jalapeño on a hand-tossed crust.
70% off every pizza · hot in 15 minutes21 pizzas.
21 pizzas.
Every one $5.
Hot in 15 minutes.
Every large pizza on the menu is 70% off: $16.67 becomes $5.00. Pick from 21, pay by card online, and it is at any address in fifteen minutes. No minimum, free delivery.
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on all 21 pizzas, every order. Any pizza, $5. No code.
- 15 min hot delivery to any address
- $0 delivery fee, no minimum
- Card payment online
- Live order status by text
21pizzas on the menu
$5any large pizza
15 minfrom oven to your door
70%off every order
Freedelivery, no minimum
The menu
Every large pizza is $5 after 70% off. Add as many as you like.
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−70%Classic Cheese
Tomato sauce and a thick blanket of whole-milk mozzarella, baked until the edges blister.
−70%Meat Lover
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, bacon and ground beef over mozzarella. No vegetables were harmed.
−70%Bacon Burger
Seasoned ground beef, smoked bacon, cheddar, diced tomato and onion, finished with burger sauce.
−70%BBQ Chicken
Grilled chicken, red onion and cilantro on smoky house BBQ sauce with mozzarella and cheddar.
−70%Spicy Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo-tossed chicken, mozzarella and a ranch drizzle. Medium heat, big flavor.
−70%Butter Chicken
Creamy tomato-butter sauce, tandoori chicken, red onion, cilantro and mozzarella.
−70%Chicken Alfredo
Garlic alfredo base, grilled chicken, mozzarella and parmesan. No tomato sauce.
−70%Pesto Chicken
Basil pesto, grilled chicken, roasted mushroom, spinach and mozzarella.
−70%Mediterranean Chicken
Grilled chicken, tomato, fresh spinach, feta and black olive over garlic oil.
−70%Philly Steak
Shaved steak, sautéed onion and green pepper, mozzarella and provolone on a white base.
−70%Canadian
Smoked bacon, ham and mushroom on tomato sauce and mozzarella. Simple and heavy.
−70%Hawaiian
Ham, pineapple and mozzarella on tomato sauce. Yes, we take a side in the debate: pro.
−70%Ring of Fire
Pepperoni, spicy sausage, jalapeño, banana pepper and chili flakes with hot honey.
−70%Everything
Pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, mushroom, onion, green pepper and black olive. All of it.
−70%Chef’s Special
Sausage, pepperoni, roasted red pepper, red onion and fresh basil on a garlic-tomato base.
−70%Four Seasons
Four quarters: ham, mushroom, artichoke and black olive over tomato and mozzarella.
−70%Quattro Formaggi
Mozzarella, fontina, gorgonzola and parmesan on a white base with cracked pepper.
−70%Greek
Feta, kalamata olive, tomato, red onion, spinach and oregano on olive-oil base.
−70%Vegetarian
Mushroom, green pepper, onion, tomato and black olive with mozzarella on tomato sauce.
−70%Gourmet Veggie
Roasted zucchini, artichoke, sun-dried tomato, spinach, goat cheese and mozzarella.
Hot in 15 minutes, to any address
We bake to order in a 700°F deck oven and run our own drivers with insulated bags. The clock starts when you place the order.
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Order online
Choose your pizzas, enter your address, and pay by card online.
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We bake and go
Two minutes to top, seven to bake, out the door with the nearest driver. You get a text when it leaves.
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Fifteen minutes, hot
Delivered in an insulated bag. If it takes longer than 15 minutes from your confirmation text, the delivery is on us.
What people say
“Ordered at 7:02, doorbell at 7:15. The Classic Line was still bubbling.”
Devon R. · Franklin Park“Four pizzas for twenty bucks, delivered free. We stopped cooking on Fridays.”
Maria L. · Schiller Park“Butter Chicken is the best pizza I have had in the suburbs. And it came in twelve minutes.”
Aaron P. · River GroveNames shortened for privacy; shared with permission.
Checkout
Add pizzas from the menu, review your cart, then pay by card online. We text you when the pizza leaves the oven.
Your cart is empty. Pick any pizza — every one is $5.
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Questions: (847) 349-9325
Questions
Is it really 70% off everything?
Yes: every pizza, every order, with no code and no minimum. The menu price is $16.67; you pay $5.00 per pizza. Drinks and sides, when added, are regular price.
Do you really deliver in 15 minutes to any address?
The clock starts at your confirmation text and stops at your door. If it takes longer than 15 minutes, delivery is free that night and the next. Extreme weather and road closures are the only exceptions; see the Delivery Policy.
How do I pay?
By card online at checkout. Card details go straight to the payment provider; we never see or store them.
Can I schedule for later?
Yes. Choose 30 minutes or 1 hour at checkout, or call for a specific time.
Allergens?
All pizzas contain wheat and, except Marinara, milk. Meat pizzas contain pork unless noted. Ask about anything else by phone before ordering.
What if something is wrong with my order?
Call within 30 minutes of delivery and we remake it or refund it, your choice.